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Limericks thought up in the pub. Bad taste, poor English, bad rhymes, profanities a-go-go, suspect syllable counts. Best get drunk before reading them. Think you can do better? Then submit your own here.

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I get another four limericks from Benny overnight! Still at least the rhyming pattern is correct now, besides flattery works wonders. Please note the names associated with submitted limericks are those of the submitter, and not necessarily the original author.

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